IMPORTANT MESSAGE: PLEASE READ

It has come to the attention of Jumble Sale Radio, that Show 2 (The Church Hall Stand In Show) contains potentially harmful levels of Isopropylmethylpyrazolyl dimethylcarbamate.

DO NOT BE ALARMED. 

It is unlikely that you will suffer any ill effect, however if you experience symptoms of nausea, vertigo, thirst or an irrational fear of squirrels, it is suggested that you consult with your GP, taking this hazard warning notice with you.

It may be of some comfort to you that early tests have indicated that these symptoms, if experienced can be reversed by listening to the show again BACKWARDS.
Please don't let this ruin your experience of Jumble Sale Radio, for show three we have arranged with our benefactors the use of a compound which we are assured is harmless to the population.

Keep it on the Jumble!